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Matt:
one of the real touches
Matt:
get one for your friend who is getting married
Matt:
but don't tell him you hacked the firmware
Matt:
...he gets roadrash a week after his honeymoon
Bob:
and then it rips his cock off
Matt:
LOL
Bob:
or better yet rams it back inside his body
Bob:
so he has an inverted penis
Bob:
and his wife has to eat him out for the rest of time
Matt:
LMFAO
Posted:
Mon February 20th, 2012
at 4:21am
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