February 2012
Also,
I think I’m thinking about making a tumblr just dedicated to my SecondLife character. Yes. I use SL. Fuck offffffffffff. You don’t know the joy of putting on a dick and walking in on people having sex until you’ve done it in SL where the foreigners try to tell you to leave in broken English while their noob bodies rub against each other. Other than that, being social is pretty...
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Lmao...
All my fan mail is pretty much just my friends making fun of fan mail. Success. But I guess it’s time to answer my messages. Whoever the anons were…I’m not posting them. Ask them again and give me an email or something I can reply to.
People always talk about how hard it can be to remember things - where they left...
– Stephen Carpenter (via blackbruise)
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realtouch.com
Matt: one of the real touches
Matt: get one for your friend who is getting married
Matt: but don't tell him you hacked the firmware
Matt: ...he gets roadrash a week after his honeymoon
Bob: and then it rips his cock off
Matt: LOL
Bob: or better yet rams it back inside his body
Bob: so he has an inverted penis
Bob: and his wife has to eat him out for the rest of time
Matt: LMFAO
Off to play video games and watch movies for a...
Give me your numeros and I shall text thee! I’ll also be on Skype. It’s on my profile somewhere.
KBAI.